Mascot Wedding and Master Pancake Disassemble Transformers Starting January 29th!

You know how you love going to the movies? And remember how you used to love playing with toys? Well, imagine if something out there could somehow manage to ruin both experiences for you. Surely science and simple human good would never allow such a thing to exist. Or, even if it did exist, surely it would be buried where no one would ever see it, like the 5 dollar bin at Wal-Mart or the darkest recesses of your soul.

But it exists. And it made Michael Bay bulletproof. And Shia LeBeouf a star. And Megan Fox relevant. And it made more money than you can count in three lifetimes. Christ, I’m sad just typing that.

Wipe your tears, lovers of all that is good, and get ready for the ultimate payback! Starting January 29th, Mascot Wedding will be joining forces with Master Pancake Theater to annihilate the loudest and dumbest movie of all time: Transformers. Now is your chance to actually sit back and enjoy this stupid thing while the best mockers in the business point all the plotholes and cringeworthy moments that made you physically angry the first time. Get your tickets while you can, because once these shows are over we’re dropping our DVD copies in the deepest part of the ocean.

Showtimes and tickets at

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 01/23/10

Episode 108: David gets shaken to his core, some talk of fears, a horrible website, questionable diets and David’s spirit guide calls to talk about his book.

Opener: “The Gash” by the Flaming Lips, off the album The Soft Bulletin
“Trouble Comes Running” by Spoon, off the album Transference
“You Better Beware” by Cococoma, off the album Things are Not All Right
“Sugarcube” by Yo La Tengo, off the album I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
“Make You Mine” by Mr. Airplane Man, off the album C’mon DJ

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 01/16/10

RIP Jay Reatard
RIP Jay Reatard

Episode 107: David and Mac break down the collapse of Late Night TV, computer resentment, and some Magneto talk. Plus (arg!), sound problems!
You see, this is one of those shows that really would have benefited from a timely podcast posting. I thought it was a good show at the time, but now it just seems like all old news. I gotta catch up on these things.

Opener: “My Shadow” by Jay Reatard, off the album Blood Visions
“Brand New Game” by The Dirtbombs, off the album If You Don’t Already Have a Look
“Nightmares” by Jay Reatard, off the album Blood Visions

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 01/09/10

Episode 106: The Magic Boys continue their 2K10 onslaught! Some talk about the National Title game (poor Battle Cattle), plus Mac steps out of time in SA, some basketball talk, The Night James Brown Saved Boston, Avatar-based giggling, and Mac’s neighbor calls from San Antonio.

Opener: “Bonzo Goes to Bitburg” by the Ramones, off the album Ramones Mania
“Beautiful Child” by Rufus Wainwright, off the album Want One
“Shoot Shoot” by UFO, off the The Best of UFO 1974-1983 collection
“Got Nuffin” by Spoon, off the album Transference
Closer: “Rock and Roll Enemy” by Crime, off the album San Fransisco’s Still Doomed

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 01/02/10

Episode 105: You knew this was coming. Saw it from a mile away. Mac and David talk about Avatar. Plus, Mac’s brother Calvin has a startling Christmas tale

Opener: “Poser Psychotic” by the Ponys, off the album Turn the Lights Out
“Radiation Vibe” by Fountains of Wayne, off their self-titled album
“Back in Town” by Sound Team, off the album Movie Monster
“I’m Only Dreaming” by the Small faces, off the album Darlings of Wapping Wharf Launderette
Closer: “I Won’t Let Me” by The Descendents, off the album Everything Sucks