Your December Mascot Wedding Live Events

Hey everybody, here are your chances to see members of Mascot Wedding live in December so you can steal a lock of our hair for cloning purposes (yes, just like in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace).

++ Wednesday, Dec 1: Master Pancake Theater: Lord of the Rings. A benefit for KOOP radio! David and myself will be making fun of The Fellowship of the Ring alongside John Erler and Joe Parsons. All proceeds are going to our beloved KOOP Radio. Buy tickets he- wait, what? It’s already sold out? Then why mention it, unless I’m just a braggart? Ohhhhhh. 10 PM @ Alamo Ritz Downtown.

++Dec 3+4: Jonathan Pace w/ Chad Warren and Mac Blake. Come see me do some stand-up at the Velveeta Room. Jonathan Pace is your headliner, Chad Warren features, and I’ll be doing jokes right at the beginning while you’re getting your drink. Two shows each night, 9:30 and 11:30. Tix are $5 at the door.

++Dec 13: Hot Property @ the Monday Night Mash. December 13 is the birthday of Nick Ramirez from Midnight Society. So it’s a Nick-centric night of comedy at Coldtowne Theater. Lucky for us, David and myself get to work with the talented Mr. Ramirez and his partner Lance Gilstrap in the sketch-prov group Hot Property. 8:30 PM @ Coldtowne Theater w/ Midnight Society and Gang Bang. FREE show.

++Dec 18: Stag Comedy @ Salvage Vanguard Theater. Did you miss Stag Comedy’s last sold-out performance at the Alamo Ritz? I’m super mad at you but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it’s because you were waiting to see us in a more intimate setting. Now’s your chance as Stag Comedy will be doing an encore performance of Episode 3 at SVT @ 5 PM. Tickets aren’t available yet, but when they are, expect a post here, on our Facebook page, and also probably on David’s twitter. The dude tweets.

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 11/27/10


Episode 146: Mac talks about his novel. A listener question turns into some action hero talk. David has some qualms about seeing 127 Hours. Thanksgiving + a call from a Gwar fan.

Opener: “Don’t Stop” by The Parting Gifts, from the album Strychnine Dandelions
“If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough” by Karen O., from the Jackass 3D soundtrack
“Not In Love (ft. Robert Smith)” by Crystal Castles, from the Not in Love single
Closer: “All I Need Tonight is You” by Gentleman Jesse, from the album Introducing Gentleman Jesse

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 11/20/10

Canned Heat were considered the Maroon 5 of their day
Episode 145: Mac is still on assignment, so David decides to go it alone. David gets unhinged when the most boring story ever brings out the scum in the callers. Then some callers step up and come to the rescue to talk about history’s ugliest rockers. FOR COMPLETISTS ONLY.

Opener: “Borstal Boys” by The Faces, from the collection Five Guys Walk Into a Bar
“Care of Cell 44” by The Zombies, from the album Odessey and Oracle
“One Cross Apiece” by The Obits, from their 7″
Closer: “Pinecone” by Kelley Stoltz, from the album To Dreamers

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 11/13/10

In case you were wondering, they did 130 episodes
Episode 144: Mac is on assignment so local entertainer Joe Parsons joins David to talk about “The Christmas Shoes” and the return of Conan O’Brien, which devolves into a discussion about Mama’s Family. Also, David’s desire to sponsor a little league team results in a call from a very demanding coach.

Opener: “Hold the Line” by Toto, from their self-titled album
“Wash It Out” by The Mynabirds, from the album What We Lost In the Fire, We Gained In the Flood
“Staring” by The Parting Gifts, from the album Strychnine Dandelions
Closer: “I’m In Love With You ” by The Little Killers, from the album A Real Good One

STAG Comedy lands this Sunday

If you’ve been wondering why things have been so quiet here, it’s because the Mascot Wedding crew has been working like coked-out bees to ready a new sketch comedy show. That’s right, STAG Comedy is back!
Stag Comedy Nov 14 at the Ritz

This is an official Mascot Wedding production and it’s gonna be bad-ass. This Sunday, November 14 at 7 PM, we’re going to unleash 21 new sketches, 10 video, 11 live. We’ve been pouring everything we’ve got into this. I feel like I shouldn’t have to sell this any more than that. It’s going to be fucking hilarious! You’re fucked if you don’t see it. Fucked.

Tix are only $8.50 and you can by them here.
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