MWS Episode 240: Calvin and Thanksgiving

Episode 240: The Magic Boys have secession fever! Mac’s bother Calvin sends a rude email. Plus talk of Skyfall, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Lance Armstrong blowback, and more.

Original air date 11/24/12


Opener: “Borrowed Time” by Parquet Courts, from the album Light Up Gold
“Euphoria” by the Fresh & Onlys, from the album Long Slow Dance
Closer: “Size Meets the Sound” by Woods, from the album Bend Beyond

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Watch us Turn ROAD HOUSE into a Road Home

I used to [friend] guys like you in prison.

Do you hear that? The sound of a man’s throat being ripped out in the moonlight waters of Missouri? That’s ROAD HOUSE, baby. Mascot Wedding is once again joining up with Master Pancake Theater to mock the Patrick Swayze classic, Road House. Road House is the story of Dalton (Swayze), the best damn Cooler in the business. If you don’t know what a Cooler is, it’s middle management at a bar. But when Dalton accepts the job of cleaning up shitty blues-rock bar, the Double Deuce, will he — fucking who gives a shitit’s Road House, man! It’s a logic-defying, late 80s, action movie destined to run on cable TV long after our deaths.

Our first shows were actually last weekend (wewps), but you’ll have plenty more chances to catch John Erler, David, and Mac make fun of one of the most awfulsome movies ever.

Bad news though, there will be no MWS this Saturday due to Road Housin’.

All shows at the downtown Alamo Drafthouse Ritz. Nov 16, 17, 24, and Dec 8. Two shows each night. Tickets and times right here.

MWS Episode 238: All Reference Show

Go black toilet!
Episode 238: Movies that squandered their casts. Inappropriate laughter. Mac goes to San Francisco. Browser talk. Superman is a blogger, and the inside dirt on Sugar Bear.

Original air date 10/27/12


Opener: “Breakers” by Local Natives, from the album Hummingbirds
“Beat” by Mind Spiders, from the album Meltdown
Closer: “Sweet Lemonade” by Monster Movie, from the album To the Moon

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MWS Episode 239: Dave Buckman and Lance Gilstrap


Episode 239: David Jara is on assignment, so Mac is joined in-studio by comedy studs Dave Buckman and Lance Gilstrap. Talk of the Austin improv scene, space vampires, keeping it cool at concerts, cartoon bits are the best, the end of the world, obscure TV episodes, and more. “To the gills” is my answer to you if you were wondering how packed this show is.

Original air date 11/03/12


Opener: “Interstellar” by Frankie Rose, from the album Interstellar
“Joanna” by the Little Comets, from the Joanna single
Closer: “Civilian Stripes” by Divine Fits, from the album A thing Called the Divine Fits

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The Hustle Show Episode 10: Malibu Nights

Once a month, we Hustlin'
Another festival. A presidential election. Flu season. Your dad keeps calling. Seriously, can’t a dude or a dudette just chill the fuck out for an hour? All we wanna do is go out, maybe drink, maybe don’t, and just get fucked up on laughter. We heard you loud and clear, dummies. THE HUSTLE SHOW, Mascot Weddings’s hit monthly comedy variety show returns to ColdTowne Theater this Thursday. We’ll have stand-up from RYAN COWNIE, sketches from the Hustle Show crew, and some assorted mayhem. Expect:
-Sexual allowances
-Cool weddings
-Erogenous zones
-Childhood mistakes
-Y MUCHO MÁS

Please bro, you must kick it. This Thursday 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. BYOB and only $5. Sometimes shows sell out, sometimes they don’t. Advance tickets ensure entry.

Starring Courtney Sevener, Jeff Whitaker, Scott Raney, Curtis Luciani, Tre Fuentes, Sam Malcolm, Ximena Estrada, and the return of Ashley Franks.
Hosted by Mac Blake and David Jara.