This month, THE HUSTLE SHOW presents a collection of some of our best sketches. We didn’t consider all of our best sketches, just the some we knew you’d like. Look, do you think we’d post the honest face of one Mr. Eric Roberts if this wasn’t
going to be a kick ass show? Of course we wouldn’t. It’s like Eric Roberts’s tattoo says, “Old Schoolin’. No Foolin’.”
This show you can expect:
-Stand-up from RALPH HARDESTY
-Haunted food trucks
-The secrets of immortals
-Space basketball movie talk
And more assorted mayhem.
Kiss away our pain this Thursday 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. BYOB and only $5. Sometimes shows sell out, sometimes they don’t. Advance tickets here
Starring Jeff Whitaker, Curtis Luciani, Courtney Sevener, Tre Fuentes, Sam Malcolm, Scott Raney and Elizabeth Osterwisch.
Hosted by Mac Blake and David Jara.
Thursday December 13 at 10pm, THE HUSTLE SHOW
is celebrating our one-year anniversary with a vaguely Christmas themed show. We’re going to close out the year with a show good enough to give a Mayan a boner. Gross! Here’s what we got for you:
-Stand-up from JOE HAFKEY!
-A live PTA meeting!
-Soft drink cinema!
-References to Air Bud!
-and more sketch comedy, games, and assorted mayhem.
Be our Air Bro. Thursday 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. BYOB and only $5. Sometimes shows sell out, sometimes they don’t. Advance tickets here
Starring Jeff Whitaker, Curtis Luciani, Tre Fuentes, Sam Malcolm, Ximena Estrada, and Ashley Franks.
Hosted by Mac Blake and David Jara.
Another festival. A presidential election. Flu season. Your dad keeps calling. Seriously, can’t a dude or a dudette just chill the fuck out for an hour? All we wanna do is go out, maybe drink, maybe don’t, and just get fucked up on laughter. We heard you loud and clear, dummies. THE HUSTLE SHOW, Mascot Weddings’s hit monthly comedy variety show returns to ColdTowne Theater this Thursday. We’ll have stand-up from RYAN COWNIE, sketches from the Hustle Show crew, and some assorted mayhem. Expect:
-Y MUCHO MÁS
Please bro, you must kick it. This Thursday 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. BYOB and only $5. Sometimes shows sell out, sometimes they don’t. Advance tickets ensure entry.
Starring Courtney Sevener, Jeff Whitaker, Scott Raney, Curtis Luciani, Tre Fuentes, Sam Malcolm, Ximena Estrada, and the return of Ashley Franks.
Hosted by Mac Blake and David Jara.
There’s a reason they call us the Hustle Show, because every month we bust our hilarious butts so you can bust your super-cool guts at an all new hour-long episode at ColdTowne Theater. This month marks our 9th all hustle effort, and it’s a real doozy. Hosted by David Jara, episode 9 includes stand-up from the hilarious Brendan K. O’Grady, a Halloween sketch from super group Midnight Society, as well as:
-Austin’s newest food trailer
-And more skeches, games, and mayhem.
Starring: Courtney Sevener, Jeff Whittaker, Scott Raney, Tre Fuentes, Sam Malcolm, and (special guest) Elizabeth Osterwisch.
Hosted by David Jara (Mac’s doing stand-up in San Francisco)
Join us this Thursday, 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. Tickets are only $5 and as always, it’s BYOB.
The hardest working comedy variety show returns to ColdTowne Theater for its 8th hour-long episode. Join hosts David Jara and Mac Blake as they present to you stand-up, sketch, games, and more. We’re very excited this month as we’ll have stand-up from the super funny Danny Palumbo
(FunFunFun Fest, Moontower Comedy Festival), as well as:
-The Mirror Dimension
-A true tale of stand-up comedy
-An interview with a comics legend
-A new adventure of old Abraham Lincoln
-And more assorted mayhem!
Starring: Curtis Luciani, Courtney Sevener, Jeff Whittaker, Scott Raney, Tre Fuentes, Ximena Estrada, and Sam Malcolm.
Join us this Thursday, 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. Tickets are only $5
and as always, it’s BYOB.
This is gonna be a little weird today. Due to circumstances out of our control, we’re not going to be able to broadcast live from ColdTowne today. So, we’re splitting up. David will do the MWS live over the airwaves with special guests Stag’s Andrew Rosas and KOOP’s own Rush Evans. Mac will be doing a live podcast recording at ColdTowne Theater with special guests Lance Gilstrap and the Chicago Improv troupe Aphasia. Both shows will end up as podcasts on the site.
So if you want to see a live MWS today, come to ColdTowne at 6PM. If you’d rather stay indoors, listen to 91.7 FM or koop.org at 6PM today – and hey, maybe pledge and get some swag (pictured above). After all, it is KOOP’s Membership Drive.
This Saturday, September 1st, the Mascot Wedding Show is pulling double duty (*giggle*). Not only will it be our second show during KOOP’s Fall 2K12 Membership Drive, but we’ll also be handlin’ our bidness live on stage at ColdTowne Theater, part of the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. Joining us at ColdTowne, will be Aphasia, an amazing Chicago improv group in town for OOBFest.
If you’d like to see the show in person, we’ll be starting the jibber-jabber at ColdTowne promptly at 6PM. Anyone can attend, you do not need a special badge or pass. If you can’t make it out, tune into 91.7 FM or koop.org at the same time to hear the show from the safety of your car, home, panic room, shelter, or fortified basement.
And just because we’re going to have a crazy billy bananas time at ColdTowne, doesn’t mean we’re not pushing hard for the KOOP MD. Look over our special MW premiums
and memorize this number 412-472-5667 to call in during our show (you can also pledge online here).
Five years ago Mascot Wedding had its first collaboration with Master Pancake Theater. Over 100 shows later, John Erler, Joe Parsons, David, and Mac have reteamed to make fun of the sword and sorcery sex-epic that started it all, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1982 Conan the Barbarian. All of last week’s shows sold the eff out, so buying your tickets early is a really smart idea. Two shows Friday, two Saturday and that’s it.
As for the show itself? C’mon, it’s Ahnuldt chopping up, sleeping with, and yelling at everything that crosses his path. Seriously, this movie has like 9 beheadings, 4 sex scenes, and one future governor. It’s great! The only downside is that there will not be a Mascot Wedding Show on KOOP this Saturday.
Solid Gold Hustle, the Hustle Show’s month long sold-out best-of victory lap, is over. OVAH! So now we gotta get back on our grind. No sweat, my pet (remember that dude who said that?), because THS is dropping an all new episode on your heads this Thursday, August 9, at 10PM at ColdTowne Theater. What are we bringing? Well:
-Stand-up from Mr.
Zach Hanes! One of his final Austin Shows before he moves to New York Titty.
-A special appearance by the supremely funny Kerri Lendo!
-New phone apps!
-Game show freaky deaks!
-Actual sketching (drawing)!
-The return of DJ Skwurtz!
-A surprise sequel announcement!
-And more mayhem and hustlin’!
Have you seen The Hustle Show
yet? That hilarious hit variety show we perform every month at Coldtowne Theater? If you haven’t, chances are it’s because:
a) It’s on a school night and you can’t make it.
b) You’ve tried to go but it’s been sold out every time.
c) You’ve never even heard of The Hustle Show.
Well, good news! Every Saturday in July, we’re presenting SOLID GOLD HUSTLE: THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE HUSTLE SHOW. Just like the name says, we’re taking some of our favorite bits and presenting them in this greatest hits collection of comedy. But what exactly will you get with SOLID GOLD HUSTLE? You’ll get:
All this can be yours Saturdays in July (7th, 14th, 21st, 28th), 8:30pm at Coldtowne Theater (4803 Airport Blvd.). Tickets are $5 and can be purchased here
or at the door. Yeah, we missed telling you about the first two. Don’t worry thought, they were great shows. It’s gonna be better than great – it’s gonna be SOLID.