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Personally, I used to celebrate by finding a limey, boxing his ears and stealing the gold coin that&#8217;s underneath his powdered wig. However, David and myself have spent the last two Independence Days at the Downtown Alamo Ritz making fun of (what else) Roland Emmerich&#8217;s 1996 B-list parade <em>Independence Day<\/em> along with Master Pancake Theater. This is the landmark film that proved alien computers are Macintosh compatible.<\/p>\n<p>These shows are always a lot of fun. You gather with your fellow freedom enthusiasts and watch Will Smith blow shit up. Pretty great! The only downside is I&#8217;ll be out of town, so David, Joe and John will have to make double sure that our colors don&#8217;t run (right?).<\/p>\n<p>Seriously folks, these shows are super fun. You got 5 chances to see it this weekend. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.originalalamo.com\/Show.aspx?id=5494\">Tix and showtimes here<\/a>. <strong>These shows will sell-out!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>BTW: As a result there will be not be a Mascot Wedding Show on KOOP this Saturday.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have your own July 4th traditions I&#8217;m sure. Personally, I used to celebrate by finding a limey, boxing his ears and stealing the gold coin that&#8217;s underneath his powdered wig. However, David and myself have spent the last two Independence Days at the Downtown Alamo Ritz making fun of (what else) Roland Emmerich&#8217;s 1996 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/?p=1008\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">(Insert stirring Bill Pullman speech here)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[14,12,4],"tags":[21,15],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1FDCv-gg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2699,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/2699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}