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\nHave you seen The Hustle Show<\/strong> yet? That hilarious hit variety show we perform every month at Coldtowne Theater? If you haven\u2019t, chances are it\u2019s because:
\na) It\u2019s on a school night and you can\u2019t make it.
\nb) You\u2019ve tried to go but it\u2019s been sold out every time.
\nc) You\u2019ve never even heard of The Hustle Show.<\/p>\n

Well, good news! Every Saturday in July, we\u2019re presenting SOLID GOLD HUSTLE: THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE HUSTLE SHOW<\/strong>. Just like the name says, we\u2019re taking some of our favorite bits and presenting them in this greatest hits collection of comedy. But what exactly will you get with SOLID GOLD HUSTLE? You\u2019ll get:
\nDistracted detectives!
\nParty wizards!
\nLady business!
\nWrasslers!
\nCelebrities!
\nAnd more!<\/p>\n

All this can be yours Saturdays in July (7th, 14th, 21st, 28th), 8:30pm at Coldtowne Theater (4803 Airport Blvd.). Tickets are $5 and can be purchased or at the door. Yeah, we missed telling you about the first two. Don’t worry thought, they were great shows. It\u2019s gonna be better than great \u2013 it\u2019s gonna be SOLID.<\/p>\n