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That doesn&#8217;t make sense does it. Blame Bill Pullman&#8217;s character President Jetfighter from the movie <em>Independence Day<\/em>. Hey, speaking of, did you know that Mac and David are once again teaming up with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/masterpancaketheater?fref=ts\">Master Pancake Theater<\/a>&#8216;s John Erler to verbally death-ray the 1996 big budget b-movie? Now you do. These shows are running this week only (true). Free admission with a powdered wig (not true). The first showing is Wednesday the 3rd, and all shows are the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz, except a special Sunday show at the Alamo Village. <a href=\"http:\/\/drafthouse.com\/movies\/master-pancake-independence-day\/austin\">Tickets and showtimes here<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Independence from Annihilation? That doesn&#8217;t make sense does it. Blame Bill Pullman&#8217;s character President Jetfighter from the movie Independence Day. Hey, speaking of, did you know that Mac and David are once again teaming up with Master Pancake Theater&#8216;s John Erler to verbally death-ray the 1996 big budget b-movie? Now you do. These shows are &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/?p=2695\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Celebrate your Independence from Annihilation<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[21,15],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1FDCv-Ht","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2701,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions\/2701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}