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Like, &#8220;mutter to yourself about it in the car on the drive home&#8221; terrible. But, chances are, you still think about it, probably after watching one of the Christopher Nolan Batman movies. <em>Surely BATMAN FOREVER isn&#8217;t that bad<\/em>, you&#8217;ve probably said to yourself. <em>Maybe I&#8217;ll watch it one more time, just to be sure<\/em>. Well, if you&#8217;re going to watch BATMAN FOREVER for what we guarantee will be the last time, at least let it be with us.<\/p>\n<p>Mac and David are joining forces with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/masterpancaketheater?fref=ts\">Master Pancake Theater<\/a> once again, this time to take down this menace to Gotham. Not only have we cut out about 30 minutes, but we&#8217;ll be making jokes over what&#8217;s left, for what truly is the best possible way to see this movie. It still looks like a drag queen&#8217;s funeral, though, but there&#8217;s not much we can do about that.<\/p>\n<p>Master Pancake (with Mac and David) will be mocking BATMAN FOREVER Fridays and Saturdays, March 28th through April 19th. <a href=\"http:\/\/drafthouse.com\/movies\/batman-forever\/austin\">You can buy tickets here<\/a> for each weekend&#8217;s shows as they&#8217;re made available. The first weekend of shows have already sold quickly, so make sure you don&#8217;t miss out on this really fun show.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BATMAN FOREVER is terrible. Like, &#8220;mutter to yourself about it in the car on the drive home&#8221; terrible. But, chances are, you still think about it, probably after watching one of the Christopher Nolan Batman movies. Surely BATMAN FOREVER isn&#8217;t that bad, you&#8217;ve probably said to yourself. Maybe I&#8217;ll watch it one more time, just &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/?p=2857\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mascot Wedding Rises to Mock BATMAN FOREVER w\/ Master Pancake<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[22,489,15],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1FDCv-K5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2866,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions\/2866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mascotwedding.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}