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\nDo you love freedom but have a crippling fear of fireworks? Are you allergic to barbecue? Did you settle out of court with your local public pool because of that unfortunate “shirtless discrimination” case? Then we have just the thing for your 4th of July holiday!<\/p>\n

This weekend only, July 3rd-5th, Mac and David of Mascot Wedding will be joining Master Pancake Theater to obliterate the 1996 “classic” Independence Day<\/em> at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz. This is an encore presentation of last year’s sold-out shows.<\/p>\n

This show is running for ONE WEEKEND ONLY. Get your tickets while you can, because it’s only a matter of time before actual aliens come and destroy us all. Then you’re really gonna feel like a real shit for missing this show.<\/p>\n

Tickets available at the Alamo Drafthouse web site<\/a><\/p>\n

UPDATE<\/strong> Both shows Friday (7\/3) have already sold out. That only leaves you THREE chances to see this show. Hurry, damn you!<\/p>\n

REMINDER<\/strong>: Because of these shows there will be no Mascot Wedding show this week on KOOP. When describing how this makes you feel it’s okay to use the word “devastated”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"