It’s a Mascot Wedding / Master Pancake Mock-stravaganza!


First, the bad news: There will be no Mascot Wedding radio show this weekend.

Now, the good news: You’ll still have opportunities to spend time with Mac and David this Saturday… and Monday??

This Saturday is the final night of Mac and David sitting in with Master Pancake for its run of ROAD HOUSE shows at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz. If you haven’t seen this show yet, hoo boy, you’re missing out on a very fun show. This movie has everything – oily men, feathered mullets, and rock-hard 80s boobs. And then you’re gonna throw Master Pancake’s quality mocking skills on top of that? Brother, how can that lose? Two shows Saturday at 7pm and 10pm. Tickets available here.

And then, this coming Monday, Mac and David are back together with Master Pancake for a very special secret show at the Alamo Drafthouse Village. How secret? So secret that we can’t even tell you what it is! All we can tell you is that it features child stars, a powerful glove, and all 97 games. One night only, one showing only – Monday at 7pm at Alamo Village – and only three bucks! Plus, special guest mocker David McQuary! Tickets on sale here.

MWS Episode 241: David McQuary

Episode 241: Comedian David McQuary is in-studio. Talk of personafied kolaches, the future of food trailers, Ninja Turtles, radio promos, Bazooka Joe comics, and more. Speaking of comics.

Original air date 12/01/12


Opener: “Fever” by the Holograms, from their self-titled album
“No Hope” by the Vaccines, from the album Come of Age
Closer: “Come on Feet” by Pete and the Pirates, from the album Little Death

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MWS Episode 240: Calvin and Thanksgiving

Episode 240: The Magic Boys have secession fever! Mac’s bother Calvin sends a rude email. Plus talk of Skyfall, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Lance Armstrong blowback, and more.

Original air date 11/24/12


Opener: “Borrowed Time” by Parquet Courts, from the album Light Up Gold
“Euphoria” by the Fresh & Onlys, from the album Long Slow Dance
Closer: “Size Meets the Sound” by Woods, from the album Bend Beyond

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Watch us Turn ROAD HOUSE into a Road Home

I used to [friend] guys like you in prison.

Do you hear that? The sound of a man’s throat being ripped out in the moonlight waters of Missouri? That’s ROAD HOUSE, baby. Mascot Wedding is once again joining up with Master Pancake Theater to mock the Patrick Swayze classic, Road House. Road House is the story of Dalton (Swayze), the best damn Cooler in the business. If you don’t know what a Cooler is, it’s middle management at a bar. But when Dalton accepts the job of cleaning up shitty blues-rock bar, the Double Deuce, will he — fucking who gives a shitit’s Road House, man! It’s a logic-defying, late 80s, action movie destined to run on cable TV long after our deaths.

Our first shows were actually last weekend (wewps), but you’ll have plenty more chances to catch John Erler, David, and Mac make fun of one of the most awfulsome movies ever.

Bad news though, there will be no MWS this Saturday due to Road Housin’.

All shows at the downtown Alamo Drafthouse Ritz. Nov 16, 17, 24, and Dec 8. Two shows each night. Tickets and times right here.

MWS Episode 238: All Reference Show

Go black toilet!
Episode 238: Movies that squandered their casts. Inappropriate laughter. Mac goes to San Francisco. Browser talk. Superman is a blogger, and the inside dirt on Sugar Bear.

Original air date 10/27/12


Opener: “Breakers” by Local Natives, from the album Hummingbirds
“Beat” by Mind Spiders, from the album Meltdown
Closer: “Sweet Lemonade” by Monster Movie, from the album To the Moon

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MWS Episode 239: Dave Buckman and Lance Gilstrap


Episode 239: David Jara is on assignment, so Mac is joined in-studio by comedy studs Dave Buckman and Lance Gilstrap. Talk of the Austin improv scene, space vampires, keeping it cool at concerts, cartoon bits are the best, the end of the world, obscure TV episodes, and more. “To the gills” is my answer to you if you were wondering how packed this show is.

Original air date 11/03/12


Opener: “Interstellar” by Frankie Rose, from the album Interstellar
“Joanna” by the Little Comets, from the Joanna single
Closer: “Civilian Stripes” by Divine Fits, from the album A thing Called the Divine Fits

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MWS Episode 236: Scott Raney

Episode 236: David is joined by comedian Scott Raney (Raney Nights, The Hustle Show) for some jock talk! Plus the anticipation of celebrity sorrow, Bill Murray, Rocky, and lamenting Lohan. Mac is on assignment but makes an appearance in the plugs section. Spooky!

Original air date 10/13/12


Opener: “Loser in the Game” by Nude Beach, from the album II
“Heart of Gold” by Charles Bradley, from the album No Time for Dreaming
Closer: “You are Dead” by Mind Spiders, from the album Meltdown

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MWS Episode 237: Brandon Graham

WELCOME TO HELL!!! Also, comics!
Episode 237: Mac and David mourn the fiery loss of Big Tex. A call from awesome comic book artists and writer Brandon Graham. A mascot sighting asks the question “really guys?”, Y MÁS!

Original air date 10/20/12


Opener: “Fighting My Way Back” by Thin Lizzy, from the album Fighting
Closer: “Lost in my Bedroom” by Sky Ferreira, from the Ghost EP

*BTW, we’re not skipping episode 236, just leap-frogging it for now

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MWS Episode 235: Nick Ramirez and Nelson Rorbaugh

Episode 235: Comedy buddy Nick Ramirez flies in all the way from New York just to visit us and no other reason! Some talk about regrettable t-shirts, Internet scolders, and a quick episode of Wrasslin’ Jabber. Plus, David gets a call from an old employer. Too much show!
Original air date 09/29/12


Opener: “Been So Long” by The Little Killers, from the album A Real Good One
“Teenage Icon” by The Vaccines, from the album The Vaccines Come of Age

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MWS Episode 234: Austin Bands

Episode 234: For the first time in 6 weeks we get both Mac and David and no asking for money. The magic boys turn Austin neighborhoods into bands. Louie. Giving people the business.
Original air date 09/22/12.


Opener: “Friday Night” by Spiderbags, from the album Shake My Head
“Encyclopedia of Classic Takedowns” by A.C. Newman, from the album Shut Down the Streets
Closer: “Hawk Highway” by Cymbals Eat Guitars, from the album Strychnine Dandelions

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