Mascot Mondays at ColdTowne

Hot Property :: photo by Steve Rogers
Hot Property :: photo by Steve Rogers

Hey 2012ers! We did it, we made it to the New Year. Why not start the year off with a little culture? Am I suggesting museums or ballet? Of course not. I’m not a madman. I’m talking DUMB culture. Y’know, laffs! The first three Monday nights in January, Mascot Wedding members will be performing at ColdTowne Theater and it all starts tonight.
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MWS 198: The Night Before Christmas

Episode 198: It’s Christmas Eve and Mac is broadcasting solo. Mac gets calls from three Christmas spirits. A parrot story. This show got belt-whipped!

Opener: “Square One” by The Like, from the album Release Me
“Little Drummer Boy” by The Dandy Warhols, from the Little Drummer Boy single
“Tell Her No” by Tennis, from the Tell Her No single
Closer: “Push” by Ume, from the album Phantoms

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 12/17/11

@rdmurphy sums it up nicely

Episode 197: Mac oversleeps and misses the start of the show. What an s-kerplunk! David is fighting off illness, talk of ruiners, a caller forgives Christmas, a local car dealer needs to stop, cookie talk, a game of Time Has Told, and more. Solid show once it gets going.

Opener: “Earmarked for a Collision” by The Boston Spaceships, from the album Let It Beard
“Car Crash” by Telekinesis, from the album 12 Desperate Straight Lines
Closer: “Origins” by Tennis, from the album Young & Old

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 12/10/11

Episode 196: Mac and David are joined by one-shot DJ apprentice Mirna. What we got up to: Dairy Queen’s expanded menu, David’s dangerous coughing, hipster construction workers, a dumb trip to Radio Shack, American Horror Story, stand-up fails, Ninja Turtle origins, dumb wars, and more. Really fun show.

Opener: “The Floor” by Ty Seagall, from the album Good-bye Bread
“Immigrant Song” by Karen O, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross from The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo soundtrack
Closer: “69 Guns” by Rival Schools, from the album Pedals

Announcing The Hustle Show

Do the something!
“Why are the podcasts so backed up?” I know, I’m a monster. My problem with time management exists because I have a hard time saying no to fun projects. When Josh Krilov, the artistic director at ColdTowne Theater, offered Mascot Wedding a monthly live show to do whatever we wanted with, I had the hardest of times sayign no to that. You might say impossibly hard, because we said yes in a heartbeat. Maybe two or three. I’m not the fastest typist. For example, I started this paragraph three hours ago.
Guys, I’m super excited to tell you about The Hustle Show. The Hustle Show is a modern variety show, featuring sketch, stand-up, music, games, and more. Our pilot episode is this Thursday. If people like it, it will continue the second Thursday of every month. What have we got for you?
Stand-up from Kath Barbadoro!
A sketch from Hot Property!
A musical appearance from David Lee Hess and Cody Dearing!
An interview with a failed TV talk show host!
A performance by the Austin Police Department Drama Club!
A Christmas Carol featuring Andrew Rosas from Ghostward!
And mucho mas!
It’s going to be a great show. We have a murderer’s row of Austin comedy types in our cast. Katie Sicking, Michael Pedicano, Ashley Franks, David McQuary, Scott Raney, Courtney Sevener, and Jeff Whitaker. Hosted by David Jara and myself. All for the no excuses price of $5. Hope to see you there.
10PM Thursday, Dec 8 @ ColdTowne Theater $5 BYOB. Tix here.

LOST: MWS Podcast 12/03/11

Get it? Yeah, you get it.
Episode 195: Oh no! Episode 195 has gone missing. What happened? Did the KOOP archiver corrupt the file? Was the show so terrible that the magic boys were forced to bury it? Did it even really exist? Did we create a fake show as part of a weird cover-up? Will it appear next time Mascot Wedding has a Membership Drive?

Only time will tell.

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 11/26/11

Do not touch
Do not touch

Episode 194: Mac goes to the last game of a college rivalry. David gets foiled by a bus. Some Nancy Travis talk and Mac’s brother calls in after going missing.


Opener: “Black Night” by The Dodos, from the album No Color
“Cone of Light” by The Almighty Defenders, from their self-titled album
Closer: “The Mall and Misery” by Broken Bells, from their self-titled album
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The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 11/19/11

(questioning grunts)
(questioning grunts)

Episode 193: Mac is on assignment, so David is joined by Stag Comedy‘s Dave Youmans for a packed show. How packed? Well: a Jim Rome impression, David used to party, a little baseball talk, Tim Allen’s dumb new show, some thoughts on Community, and more.


Opener: “The Curious Thing About Leather” by Irving, from the I Hope You’re Feeling Better EP
“Across 110th Street” by Bobby Womack, from the Across 110th Street soundtrack
Closer: “What’s that Scene” by Male Bonding, from the album Endless Now

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MWS 192: Luther

Episode 192: Mac and David gab about Fun Fun Fun fest and Childish Gambino. Will there be Gosling talk? Some real talk about line-cutting. Luther calls back in. Everyone likes nerdy stuff. David doesn’t like trivia nights. It’s tough work – telling it like it is.

Opener: “Everybody Knows This is Nowhere” by Neil Young, from the album Everybody Knows This is Nowhere
“Q&A” by Office, from the album A Night at the Ritz
Closer: “How Can You Love Me” by Unknown Mortal Orchestra, from their self-titled album

The Mascot Wedding Show Podcast 10/29/11

Episode 191: Halloween costume talk, Community Signs, some benedictions for a fallen caller, Mascot Wedding Consumer Corner, and a local street-paver phones in to take the show to task.


Opener: “Broken Bone” by Ice Age, from the album New Brigade
“Laws of Gravity” by Rubik, from the album Solar
“Bad reputation” by The Forty-Fives, from the album High Life High Volume
Closer: “Reunion” by M83, from the album Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming

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