Last chance to see MW+MPT mock Lord of the Rings!

Joe and David as Hobbits. Photo by Heather Leah Kennedy.
Joe and David as Hobbits. Photo by Heather Leah Kennedy.

Hey folks. This weekend is your last chance to catch Mascot Wedding’s David and Mac as they join forces with John and Joe of Master Pancake Theater to mock Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, downtown at the Alamo Ritz. These shows will sell-out so getting your tickets sooner would be wise.

There’s also an exclusive video from Mascot Wedding running before the show. Unless your love of the halfling’s leaf has slowed your mind, it’s obvious these last shows are gonna be hot hot hot. You don’t believe me? Maybe this image of Joe will convince you.

Tickets, times, and more info.

Trickery Flickery Mock [Austin Chronicle]
Master Pancake Theater on Facebook

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 04/25/09

Episode 72: Your radio friends take ACL Fest gripers to task. Some NBA playoff talk leads to call from a famous basketball player’s brother. Lotta sportstalk on this show.

Opener: “1901” by Phoenix, off the album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
“Civilization’s Dying” by the Zero Boys, off the album Vicious Circle
“East of Hercules” by UME, off the Sunshower EP
“Something More” by Kelly Stoltz, off the album Circular Sounds
Closer: “Far Far Away” by Slade, off the collection Get Yer Boots On

Mascot Wedding and Master Pancake mock Lord of the Rings – 2 weekends left!

Mac and David have joined forces with Master Pancake Theater to present a thorough and severe mocking of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. If you hate the LOTR trilogy, come watch David squeal with girlish delight as he eviscerates one of the movies on his own personal Enemies List. If you love the LOTR trilogy, come on down and have your mind blown by how much better the movie is by removing half of it and putting jokes over the “action.” Plus, there’s a bitchin’ skit by the MP/MW crew, and a special video presentation featuring some familiar Mascot Wedding faces. This can’t lose! It shan’t lose!

This show will only be around for two more weekends before it’s gone forever, so get your tickets now at the Alamo Drafthouse website.

MWS 71: Timothy Longshanks

Mac and David disagree about Kevin Garnett’s “intensity”. Some talk about sad wrestlers, a stupid Time magazine list, stupid protesters, and a haircut giveaway. A call from a writer for Sunken Week Magazine.

Opener: “Nice N’ Sleazy” by the Stranglers off the album Black and White
“Hysteric” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, off the album It’s Blitz!
“Come Saturday” by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, off their self-titled album
“Leave the Biker” by Fountains of Wayne, off their self-titled album
Closer: “The Heartbreak Rides” by A.C. Newman, off the album Get Guilty

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 04/11/09

Mac and David continue to be the best friends your radio ever had. The magic boys delight in stories about some jerks they’ve met. Also, some gut reaction talk about the Texas Relays, and PETA gripes


Download Episode 70: “the Mascot Wedding show 04/11/09”

Opener: “Now We Can See” by The Thermals, off the album Now We Can See
“Young Folks” by Peter, Bjorn, and John, off the album Writer’s Block
“If I Fell” by the Paybacks, off the album Knock Loud
“Pick Up the Tempo” by Phosphorescent, off the album To Willie
Closer: “Runaway” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, off the album It’s Blitz!

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 04/04/09

Mac is on very little sleep, David is on no sleep, but the magic boys are here and they hate stupid April Fool’s Day pranks. Also a KOOP softball update, and a quick round of “Man I needed that” vs “Man, I did not need that”.


Download Episode 69: “the Mascot Wedding show 04/04/09”

Opener: “I Want my Baby Dead” by the Manikins, off the album Crocodiles
“(I Used to Couldn’t Dance) Tight Pants” by the Eagles of Death Metal, off the album Heart On
“Soft Shock” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, off the album It’s Blitz!
“The Bottle” by Spiderbags, off the album A Celebration of Hunger
Closer: “Butterfingers” by Gentleman Jesse, off the album Introducing Gentleman Jesse

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 03/28/09

Episode 68: David returns! The magic boys recount their trip to see the Spurs vs the Rockets. Radio Shack gets bemoaned. A call from the brother of a famous basketball player.

Opener: “Hello Tomorrow” by Karen O. and Squeak E. Clean
“You Mean Nothing to Me” by Jay Reatard, off the Matador Singles ’08 collection
“Turn it on” by Franz Ferdinand, off the album Tonight
Closer: “Waking Up Drunk” by Spiderbags, off the album A Celebration of Hunger

the Mascot Wedding show Podcast: 03/21/09

David Jara is on assignment so Mac reads David’s Facebook status updates (heh heh). Some SXSW talk. Mac complains about complainers and yet somehow the world didn’t explode. Roger from International Tomato calls in to check some references.

Opener: “Coming Home” by Cheeseburger
“Diamonds (Ratatat remix)” by Kanye West, off the Ratatat Remixes vol. 2 collection
“Chinatown Bus” by Hot Panda, off the album Volcano… Bloody Volcano
“Pop Song” by Starfucker, off their self-titled album
Closer: “Sincerely, Jane” by Janelle Monáe, off the album Metropolis: The Chase Suite

Mascot Wedding at Staple Media Expo today

The Mascot Wedding crew will have a table today at Staple, the Independent Media Expo. We’ll have buttons, stickers, comics, hi5s, shirts, smiles, and more to pass out so come say hello and we’ll give you some swag. The show is from 11am to 7pm at the Monarch Events Center. Should be cool. Chris Onstad of Achewood will also be there.

We’ll also be working the KOOP table from 10-midnight tonight at the after party / live art show at Red7.

And don’t forget to tune in to the Mascot Wedding show today from 6-7pm on 91.7 FM (streaming worldwide at koop.org). David will be flying solo, plus it’s a membership drive show so call and show your support.

STAPLE!

Mascot Wedding’s The Joy of Painting Wins!

Bob Ross vs Prussian Blue + Henchmen
The Joy of Painting wins First Place

I’m very pleased to announce that The Joy of Painting, Mascot Wedding’s entry into the Alamo Drafthouse’s “Pimp My Television” Filmmaking Frenzy took home first place last Wednesday night at the best-of screening.

Thanks to everyone who got us into the finals by voting online for us. Thanks to Ben Bartley for the support and for lending us equipment. Thanks to Troy and DadLabs for letting us use their studio. Thanks to Owen Egerton for chaperoning us and for taking a paintbrush through the hand. Thanks to Bronwyn, Becky, Sam, Ben, and Thad for helping us with the paint-off scene. Thanks to Amanda and George for their acting work and hotel antics.

Special thanks to Doug Hanshaw (Mascot Wedding East) for his awesome sound editing.

Congratulations to the troops on the ground, teammates Ximena, Dave, Long, and David. Getting to work with you guys is the real prize. For realzies.

Extra special thanks to the legend himself, Bob Ross, filling the afterlife with the happiest of trees.

PIMP YOUR TV with these finalists [Alamo Blog]
A whole lot of great films [Filmmaking Frenzy Blog]
The Joy of Painting ‘s Filmmaking Frenzy Page
Mascot Wedding’s YouTube channel [YouTube]